hey monkey

Just a few things

I feel like making lists today. I:

-got married while barefoot.

-named a pet fish “Sushi.”

-was an official screamer for a haunted house (my throat ached for days).

-named my son after two musicians (but also my father-in-law).

-learned to read before I was three (thanks, mom).

-won tickets to Coachella to see the one band I never thought I’d get to see (yay, Pixies reunion!).

-never learned to play the cello (how sad).

-wish I had more time for everything (wait, that’s not unusual or notable!)

-realize this is a waste of everyone’s time, including my own.